Hello. My name is Dan Trudel and I’m an expert on almost everything.

I was born in the late 1960’s in a Catholic Church parking lot. The local newspaper referred to me as the Parking Lot Baby.

I’m told that when I was born, a choir of angels appeared above proclaiming “Rejoice, for He is born!”, and bestowed upon me the gift of superior intellect.

Unfortunately, my mother was the only one who witnessed this miraculous event and it didn’t occur to her at the time to take pictures to post on Instagram, but this was before the internet existed and before everyone became stupid.

I’ve learned a lot throughout my life. I’ve travelled the world, earned several academic degrees, and have won many prestigious awards for various achievements, too numerous to mention here. I’ve also worked as a consultant and advisor for various high ranking government officials.

But now, inspired by the incredible amount of stupidity I observe in the world today, I’ve decided to use this website to share the knowledge and wisdom that I’ve gained over the years.

I hope that by sharing my valuable insights and experiences, I might be able to help regular stupid people like you improve your lives.

Sincerely,

Dan Trudel
Expert on almost everything